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Catoblepas

Age/Gender: 22, Female
Location: Fort Europa
Job: Dodging deadlines

Nobody does drugs like the winners do.

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You'll see something.

Posted by Catoblepas Sep. 28, 2009 @ 12:40 PM EDT

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Some time. Maybe soon, maybe not. It's just that my incredibly intense social life is getting so surreal. I just came back from Norway with 6 stitches on my hand so drawing stuff has naturally become slower. And shakier. It'll get better soon, tho. Also, fingering my asshole now hurts more than ever.

And suffering from the normal delirium, dehydration etc. etc. fuck.

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NARUTO HENTAI BRUTAL RAPE MOVIE FLASH

Posted by Catoblepas Aug. 5, 2009 @ 2:25 PM EDT

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Whoops! No it wasn't.

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Obama Porn Movies?

Posted by Catoblepas Jul. 22, 2009 @ 10:43 AM EDT

Yeah I've heard of some Obama Porn movies on Newgrounds. Shame on you! Fuck Faggots.

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The incredible Starfish Hitler, Dicktator of Hell. He won't let you down like you let me down every day.

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Will I ever make a newspost without Hitler references and with some actual content and information of any "projects" i'm having at the mome? We'll never know.

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BTW I've once again survived Wappu, the great Finnish week long drinking marathon that causes people to do crazy shit like set their friends on fire etc. and now I have at least on more year to do stuff here I'm so glad. Apologies to everyone i've talked to in the last 7 days all right I'm going to go sleep this off now I hope you don't care.

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Happy Birthday Hitler!

Posted by Catoblepas Apr. 20, 2009 @ 5:51 AM EDT

BTW ALL EURO NGGERS SHOULD READ THIS!

Happy Hitler's birthday!

And merry Columbine massacre anniversary!

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How are you celebrating the day? I'm planning to get drunk to forget it all.

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What's the highlight of raping a baby?

Posted by Catoblepas Oct. 20, 2008 @ 4:22 PM EDT

THE SOUND OF CRACKING PELVIS!

Now, there's a link of something right there. Here's a shot.

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I circumcised my dad

Posted by Catoblepas Sep. 21, 2008 @ 2:15 PM EDT

I circumcised my dad by stuffing my arse with broken glass, but what's new?

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I'm using this as a music dump.

Posted by Catoblepas May. 27, 2008 @ 12:12 PM EDT

This way I can listen to music I don't have on my comp while surfing NG.

Warning: No discussion about Hungarian linguistic heritage allowed here! This means you!

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Anti-Flag - Death of a Nation

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Chemical Brothers - Don't Stop the Rock

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Public Image Ltd. - Careering

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And here's something unfunny. >:C .

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GREAT BUKKAKE!

Posted by Catoblepas May. 9, 2008 @ 12:02 PM EDT

Sorry I think I misspelled pluggage.

Another one of those movies of mine is out! Why not check it out? Just for shits.
By the way, if any of you want to recommend it to ANY collection, I ain't stopping ya. I used this song in it if you really want to know.

No fun! They removed my Rickroll! Damn those Youtube bastards. Here's some music by The Prodigy.

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Psst! Don't tell anyone what that Rickroll actually was. I myself am going to keep my trap shut!

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There's only one man I have respect for.

Posted by Catoblepas Apr. 16, 2008 @ 5:37 PM EDT

And he has the habit of wearing a horse head mask and strings. He also enjoys a soup made of wild mushrooms.

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Also, that guy raped my baby boi.

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