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Catoblepas

Age/Gender: 21, Female
Location: Fort Europa
Job: Dodging deadlines

Nobody does drugs like the winners do.

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Sign-Up Date:
10/28/05

Level: 28
Aura: Fab

Rank: Police Lieutenant
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Flash Reviews: 134
Music Reviews: 12
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Catoblepas

I circumcised my dad

Posted by Catoblepas Sep. 21, 2008 @ 2:15 PM EDT

I circumcised my dad by stuffing my arse with broken glass, but what's new?

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Updated: 10/04/08 5:38 AM 47 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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I'm using this as a music dump.

Posted by Catoblepas May. 27, 2008 @ 12:12 PM EDT

This way I can listen to music I don't have on my comp while surfing NG.

Warning: No discussion about Hungarian linguistic heritage allowed here! This means you!

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Anti-Flag - Death of a Nation

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Chemical Brothers - Don't Stop the Rock

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Public Image Ltd. - Careering

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And here's something unfunny. >:C .

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Updated: 07/01/08 11:07 AM 68 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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GREAT BUKKAKE!

Posted by Catoblepas May. 9, 2008 @ 12:02 PM EDT

Sorry I think I misspelled pluggage.

Another one of those movies of mine is out! Why not check it out? Just for shits.
By the way, if any of you want to recommend it to ANY collection, I ain't stopping ya. I used this song in it if you really want to know.

No fun! They removed my Rickroll! Damn those Youtube bastards. Here's some music by The Prodigy.

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Psst! Don't tell anyone what that Rickroll actually was. I myself am going to keep my trap shut!

Updated: 05/26/08 3:59 PM 104 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Catoblepas

There's only one man I have respect for.

Posted by Catoblepas Apr. 16, 2008 @ 5:37 PM EDT

And he has the habit of wearing a horse head mask and strings. He also enjoys a soup made of wild mushrooms.

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Also, that guy raped my baby boi.

Updated: 05/09/08 2:10 PM 16 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Production is up again.

Posted by Catoblepas Feb. 7, 2008 @ 2:55 PM EST

Yeah. Finally I've got a hold on some free time and can have a little break from designing posters and whatnot. I'm animating again and this time it's going to be something cheerful and uplifting.

My latest flash was a bit moody for my tastes and I want to go back to my roots and make something happy like Robot Gets Angry. I totally got the inspiration for that one from the Spongebob movie.

Here's a little sneak n' peek loop.

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Updated: 04/17/08 7:02 AM 53 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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New flash out now! Check out SAATANA!

Posted by Catoblepas Dec. 14, 2007 @ 5:21 PM EST

That's right boys and girlie boys! I've finally been able to produce something.
CHECK IT OUT!

Also, don't forget to vote.

Here's a screenie.

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Updated: 12/23/07 12:50 PM 51 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Catoblepas

I love acid.

Posted by Catoblepas Oct. 27, 2007 @ 7:02 AM EDT

I love acid the way it makes me move. I love acid, it's the sound you can't improve.

PS. I fucking hate drawing shit.

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Updated: 11/05/07 10:43 AM 44 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Public, drunken and fab buttsecksings!

Posted by Catoblepas Oct. 4, 2007 @ 5:07 PM EDT

So in honour of breast cancer, I decided to jump into my fab overalls and run downtown to have some drunken and public anal secksings. As you can see from my faic, I was pretty wasted.

The next morning I found a pizza and a stolen pint glass in my backpack.

Btw, I won't be coming here very often for a while, because I finally got that 30 day vacation from the BBS. I really needed some time off.

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Updated: 10/15/07 2:50 AM 48 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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YES! FINALLY! SIX IN A ROW!

Posted by Catoblepas Aug. 31, 2007 @ 7:40 PM EDT

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Finally I found the game I have sought after so hard and long since I forgot it's name ten years ago! The undisputed champion of arcade ports on Snes: U.N. Squadron, a hard man's blizkrieg plane shooter with jazzy Japanese music and roleplaying elements which make Earthworm Jim look like, an RPG!

Go download it on an emulator because playing the original one would produce a turd in your pants. I know you modern gamers want to save your game in once a while. You couldn't do that in the original version, though. It was so hard-ass. Do it, it's awesome.

In the unrelated news, here's an unrelated drawing.

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Updated: 09/02/07 7:10 AM 53 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!