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Obama Porn Movies?

Posted by Catoblepas Jul. 22, 2009 @ 10:43 AM EDT

Yeah I've heard of some Obama Porn movies on Newgrounds. Shame on you! Fuck Faggots.

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33 Comments

Jul. 22, 2009 | 10:58 AM IamWeird33 says:

That just disturbing.
Like you.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:01 AM Luis says:

That skinny guy has a huge head compared to his body. Hes so out of proportion. He looks like one of Dan paladin's characters

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:13 PM Catoblepas responds:

I hope he can appreciate meatballs in the future.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:04 AM MattyMayhem says:

Your stale sense of humor makes my sperm die, but giving a shit enough to comment here will give you the satisfaction of a lifetime so there you have it!


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:14 AM FrozenFire says:

I lol'd


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:27 AM Deltapsycho says:

they are gay just let them be gay!
(obama rules)


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:29 AM De-Line says:

omgdelicious


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:32 AM PaperBat says:

I hate you, if I ever meet you in real life im gunna kick ur ass I bench 290 prick.

;D

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:14 PM Catoblepas responds:

I'm going to beat you to death with my old-skoo PHAT Nintendo DS!


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:59 AM bossler13 says:

did he die?


Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:03 PM VidGameDude says:

i blame the media.........and crack cocaine.......


Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:11 PM SPace says:

why waist your time with this when you could be fighting the evils of organized religion with lime? com'on think of
the laffs


Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:23 PM BazookaJack says:

lol lvl 29 cop lieutenant just proves how much of a fucking nolifer you are

fag


Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:53 PM 1qsc says:

hahahah you wont be able to eat anything in your hosue for a while less you want e. coli

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:14 PM Catoblepas responds:

what


Jul. 22, 2009 | 1:13 PM Codwa says:

hahahahahahahahahaha! Ahhh, that was creepy yet awesome :D


Jul. 22, 2009 | 1:26 PM TehdeShite says:

iT goT a LoW sCoRE, jUSt liKE tehDe'S moVIes. wE ArE liKE dAH saME mA bROthA. wE ShOULd teAm uP asS snIFFer cAtOblEpAS.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 1:50 PM cantflyman says:

Yum, Obama is smexy.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 2:36 PM Hulalaoo says:

SORRY CATO, I PROMISE WITH MY HEART AND MY SOUL MAKE A BETTER PART IN THE NEXT TIME :D BUT WE BREACK THE FUCKING ICE CUBE !

Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:15 PM Catoblepas responds:

Damn it Hulalaoo.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 3:56 PM Stickman91 says:

Stuff like this never ceases to amaze me. Thanks for giving me a good laugh!


Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:01 PM pimptastic21 says:

lol wut


Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:39 PM jirayah11 says:

Damn it Hulaloo


Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:30 PM TheBoogley says:

pants are for the LIVING goddamn it!

Jul. 23, 2009 | 6:07 AM Catoblepas responds:

Ther furniture... they're ALIVE!


Jul. 22, 2009 | 5:34 PM Sairex says:

Well at least this time it didn't make front page...seriously.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 7:24 PM Jonas says:

Looks nothing like Dan's work, as I can clearly make out a neck, amongst other things.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 8:07 PM Atgod88 says:

I wish they had gotten Sarah Palin to do a sex scene, some genius made up a domain name for it called ImpalinPalin


Jul. 22, 2009 | 8:15 PM funkypanda says:

hillary likes herself some chocolate
mmmnnnnnnnnn


Jul. 22, 2009 | 9:09 PM sucho says:

i just couldn't see where it could go for another three minutes. and then i realized, oh yea. EVERYWHERE.

but mostly nowhere.


Jul. 26, 2009 | 6:25 AM MrFinland says:

Jotenki kaipais asiaan liittyvää photoshoppia.



Jul. 28, 2009 | 7:29 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

your cigarette is inverted


Jul. 28, 2009 | 8:00 PM LlabSwans says:

paperbat = unfunny talentless moss head

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/46 0/dgffdggf.png

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/35 31/fggfdf.png

cheaply stolen watered down snaws joke


Jul. 31, 2009 | 1:16 AM Paryl says:

obama cola


Aug. 1, 2009 | 7:51 PM EvilJesus says:

More sexy than a manwich!


Aug. 4, 2009 | 5:30 AM fabolousbob says:

sausage nunchakussss


Aug. 4, 2009 | 5:16 PM MrFinland says:

At 6/27/07 01:14 PM, Catoblepas wrote:
: At 6/27/07 01:12 PM, deafeningsilence5 wrote:
: : Could be a pretty big breakthrough for people with these conditions, if it works with humans.
:
: You're anxiously waiting for the breakthrough, then? It'll turn a completely new leaf in your life.

Kova jätkä :D

Aug. 4, 2009 | 6:30 PM Catoblepas responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/725036

Ahh. Muistoja ajoilta kun kohdistin uskomattomat kykyni BBS:in loputtomiin syövereihin. Käytkö läpi mun foorumipostauksia vai miten tohon törmäsit?

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