Score: 5

"No HTML, and no promotion of unrelated web sites."

submission: Watermelon

date: October 7, 2006

Haa! Even though the graphics and the animation were poor, I liked this animation a bit. The ending rules and the musiques rock.
Bye.

Score: 1

"I can't watch this."

submission: how to draw anime girls

date: September 30, 2006

It's not really that funny. Trying to watch the smiley and his awkward voiceacting is pure torture. Too long pauses between the "jokes" and the submission pretty much fails as a tutorial. Yep, that's about as much as I can say about the flash.

The only thing I'm wondering right now is how did it get such a high score? Could it possibly be the famous name behind it?

Score: 7

"Same old, same old"

submission: Madness Antipathy

date: September 22, 2006

Yeah yeah. It's Madness and there's lots of destruction, but I've seen this so many times before. When are you going to make a new movie?

Everything in this movie is made extremely well, and the clown is always cool, but it's getting pretty boring.

Score: 7

"kit kat"

submission: Marvin the Cat Fucker

date: August 27, 2006

Hahhah! This one made me laugh. It's always nice to see dead cats penetrated in the internet. The graphics need some polishing, but otherwise the flash is pretty good. Good show!

Score: 5

"Bored the fuck out of me."

submission: Phillip the Tennis Ball

date: June 24, 2006

The poor voiceacting made me annoyed, the plot was boring as hell, and the animation was very basic. I liked the quality of the drawings, but that's not going to save the submission.

Randomness in a film is not a bad thing, but in this case it was just plain boring.

Score: 4

"Promising at start, lame and boring in the end."

submission: super marrio parodies

date: June 9, 2006

Yeah. A bit too long for a JJ film. Gets pretty boring towards the end and the humour becomes lame. The beginning is funny and the LOLOLOLOLOL -jokes never get old, but the whole thing is just too exhausting.

I need a break from these JJ films. They get too old too fast.

Score: 8

"This is a one-liner summary of my review."

submission: Polsupah

date: May 29, 2006

Yes, this movie deserves a trophy. It's so perfect. You're as legendary as King of Cock and/or Cunt! This flash made my day in an instant.

The graphics were astounding. So was the animation. The music is a perfect fit! Is there anything in this movie that needs fixing? I say not. Was a bit short though.

Score: 5

"No boom, no bang."

submission: Project Misfit

date: May 29, 2006

Well, without a sequel this movie would be pretty pointless. There is going to be one right? The story is on the bland side and there's actually norhing happening, so that makes the flash a bit boring. The story stops right when it's about to get interesting, so I hope that the sequel is going to be better.

I liked the graphical style, even though the animation was too heavy on the tweening and the music didn't quite fit for the animation. The bottom line is this: Without a sequel, this is pointless.

Score: 8

"Bullet in the head"

submission: Boneland's Stray Bullet

date: May 29, 2006

Hah hah. Good show! This one really puts a smile to your face. I liked the simplistic graphics and the style overall. Everything in this flash is done with style.

The humour was pretty good, but the climax could have been builded a bit longer, and the reactions of the people could have been made a bit better.

But enough with the complainments, this is definetly an enjoyable piece of work, which deserves it's place in the ultra violence section.

Score: 7

"The music was good too."

submission: Riddle School

date: May 25, 2006

Wow this was actually a pretty entertaining piece of work. I liked all the detail in the game and the story was very humorous.

For some reason the game reminds me a bit of Pico's school (go figure :D) but that is just a good thing. The puzzles were good, except the totally random location of the hall pass.

I liked this game, even though it was a bit short.