Score: 8

"It's all becoming clear: This is excellent."

submission: Meat Grinder

date: January 22, 2007

Invirogatingly new, peculiarly bizarre, delightfully enjoyable. What else can I say? I liked this movie and I liked it quite a bit. The music fits perfectly, and the graphics are top-notch. The style reminds me a bit of samurai Jack. Keep it up.

Score: 8

"Groovy!"

submission: Ghosteater

date: January 14, 2007

I greet this flash with joy. It's such an astounding achievement.

The animation is fluid and the story is sensible. The sounds and the music blend together very nicely. I like it.

Score: 9

"Inspirational!"

submission: 1:11

date: January 14, 2007

This flash has been an inspiration for me ever since I saw it the first time a year ago. Trippy, fast and ultra-insane. A true NG classic.

It's always a shame though, that it's over so quickly.

Score: 4

"Didn't like it. Too clock-like for it's own good."

submission: Underwater Sheep

date: January 10, 2007

The movie has the same flaw almost all clock movies share: The utter boringness. Nothing happened in it, no jokes were told. Only a couple of clocks talking nonsense, with annoying voices, being unfunny.

The graphics were ok, like in many other clock movies. The style was also average, and as stated earlier, the voices vere annoying. I understand that it's a part of a clock movie, but it is not a reason why I should try to like it. It's just not that entertaining,

Score: 8

"Lotsa fun and in innit."

submission: Ivan Drago!

date: December 27, 2006

Awesome game. I like the retro style and the humour, albeit killing Americans is something we must take seriously. The bastards like to fight back you know.

The game was very entertaining, until a bug froze one of the cowboys rendering him invincible while he was wiggling the "rope" in the air. This was very unconvenient, because you couldn't kill the cowboy and the game got stuck. I hope you fix the bugs soon.

Score: 5

"No HTML, and no promotion of unrelated web sites."

submission: Watermelon

date: October 7, 2006

Haa! Even though the graphics and the animation were poor, I liked this animation a bit. The ending rules and the musiques rock.
Bye.

Score: 1

"I can't watch this."

submission: how to draw anime girls

date: September 30, 2006

It's not really that funny. Trying to watch the smiley and his awkward voiceacting is pure torture. Too long pauses between the "jokes" and the submission pretty much fails as a tutorial. Yep, that's about as much as I can say about the flash.

The only thing I'm wondering right now is how did it get such a high score? Could it possibly be the famous name behind it?

Score: 7

"Same old, same old"

submission: Madness Antipathy

date: September 22, 2006

Yeah yeah. It's Madness and there's lots of destruction, but I've seen this so many times before. When are you going to make a new movie?

Everything in this movie is made extremely well, and the clown is always cool, but it's getting pretty boring.

Score: 7

"kit kat"

submission: Marvin the Cat Fucker

date: August 27, 2006

Hahhah! This one made me laugh. It's always nice to see dead cats penetrated in the internet. The graphics need some polishing, but otherwise the flash is pretty good. Good show!

Score: 5

"Bored the fuck out of me."

submission: Phillip the Tennis Ball

date: June 24, 2006

The poor voiceacting made me annoyed, the plot was boring as hell, and the animation was very basic. I liked the quality of the drawings, but that's not going to save the submission.

Randomness in a film is not a bad thing, but in this case it was just plain boring.