Catoblepas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Billy Mays: God of War]

Computer screen.

Such passion! Such emotion! It's almost as if Billy boy came alive on my computer screen while I came on my computer screen.

The finishing movement is nearly heartbreaking.

[A Norse in the 9th Ward]

Just so you know.

I must keep watching thiss over and over again because it makes me feel comfortable at times.

[Brawl Funnies [dick 3]]

Oh my christian cocksucking god

This is bull's shit. Y do U mock peple doing paridies about video games? Have you no shame you CAD?!?!?

NOBODY WINS IN THIS CITY!

dreftclub responds:

DUDE YOU DONT JOKE ABOUT CHILDRAPE

[One More Brawl Taunts]

This would be better if you'd make it better.

Uninspired, lazy, old, unfunny, ugly, boring, and just plain bad.

I like how you used the image of stripping peach as the icon to lure all the horny 13 year old maggots to fap at this. That's where you get the one star.

[Run, Darnell, Run!]

That's Doctor Pussy to you mister!

This is a great one because you're a good girl for keeping it real unlike all those other douchelettes. This makes me try harder.

You'd get a 10 but

[Daydreams.]

daydreaming = an excuse to draw random shit

way too boring
at some parts it wasn't completely

[Walmart Siblings]

Gagagaga.

For some reason these always get to the FP too late. I saw it the day it was submitted but I forgot all about it.

[Metal Gear Egoraptor]

wwwwwwwwwwwww

Wowie! Thisss isss lame shittt. It depresses me. Do people really want to see more of his worship?

+6 bonus points for your great ability to fuck up the audio synching.

[Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 3]

Amazing!

What an incredible conclusion to the story of the century. The animation and the voices have been improved, but the best part of it is obviously the story. With all the great twists and turnabouts. This one managed to get quite an emotion from me and that's wonderful.

[YOU are a PIRATE!]

What a great video

Song was classic - too bad you had nothing to do with it.

The animation was shit and nothing else was worth mentioning.

Starogre responds:

this person is smart

maybe i should use some good songs by you instead