Catoblepas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[scr00g mcduc]

This is the greatest since charles the dick

let me quote dis movie

ahem

JA

W-P-S responds:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Boogley Bus Stop]

Humour=best part.fbf=really funny.voiceactin=ROLF

I'm waiting for the lottery jackpot. I'm sitting alone in my house.

Haven't bought a lottery ticket. I'm hoping somebody would visit me, but I won't open the door.

It's just going to be a jehova.

TheBoogley responds:

Ask them what Jehova looked like when they witnessed him... If they pause and don't know what to say, Stab them repeatedly screaming "LIAR, YOU WITNESSED NOTHING!!!"
Then your lottery will be won, or at least you'll feel that way.

[Guns of the Awesome]

Boting, lame, uninspired

Some of the fbf was moderate.

Basically the 'humour' in the flash is loud shouting, curse words and sudden changes of events. It's the same old same old and it really got old a long time ago.

This bored me thank you.

secondstamp responds:

No problem mate. ;D

["trick or treat?"]

Eerie

HAHAHA! Oh boy this is scandalous.

I just loved the atmos. And it's was so fluid too.

But you get -6 for shrotness.

TheBoogley responds:

Come give yer mum a kiss... on the sphincter. {:#

[Secret Sins Fast Food Boy]

wooooosh1

Man this is insane and nutty! I luuurve thes. The exaggerated animations really do crack me up like a posterboy.

[Baby in the Jungle]

Should be in the ultradrama section.

You know, I can't help but weep everytime I watch this rough diamond. If this isn't sad I don't know what is.

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

This series is a yes.

You get my full support. Almost everything in it is hilariously overdone. I especially liked the nipple piercings.

I hope someday you get this bunch to the telly so it can continue FOREVER!

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

thank you. i'll need your support when the revolution starts. fill a sock with doorknobs and meet us by the pier at midnight.

[Madness Day 2008]

i didn't like the one with the shooting and killin

This is YES

[TakeTwo - Nintendo]

BAWWWW^^^^RIIING!

Wow you sure put tons of effort into this! I mean, tweening a simplistic boxhead up and down, reading stuff, flashing some images aaand... yeah, the lights in the backround.

Bored me to tears, thank you.

Nqkoi1 responds:

well not everyone can cause nightmares with their flashes.The deadline for this was a week.

[asdfmovie]

Boring-ass jokes.

Wow. Random 3-second scetches containing talking objects and lame, predictable jokes. All topped with a screaming voiceactor and unimaginative colourless art style and animation.

Every single joke in this flash has been done so many times a retard could predict what was going to happen. What ever made you think this would be a good idea?