Catoblepas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[asdfmovie]

Boring-ass jokes.

Wow. Random 3-second scetches containing talking objects and lame, predictable jokes. All topped with a screaming voiceactor and unimaginative colourless art style and animation.

Every single joke in this flash has been done so many times a retard could predict what was going to happen. What ever made you think this would be a good idea?

[The Octahedron]

I can't believe I watched this I'm bored to tears.

It's a cute little story. Well actually it's a cute LOONG-ass story, but it still seems to be very shallow. I can see that much work went into making this, but that's because it's sooo long. It's way too long and everything takes too long to happen. Releasing this in a couple of episodes and more work put into each episode would've been a better choise.

The graphics are very very simplistic. Actually they are so simplistic that they seem to be more sketches than what should be the final artwork. Just ugly at times. The animation is well done in a couple of occasions, but dull and boring most of the time. Just like the colours(or lack of them) and the landscapes.

The music is nothing exciting and the sounds are your basic stock sounds.

The plot would be all right for a Saturday morning cartoon, if it wasn't so dull and boring. Cute, though.

[RWD: 014 Dead Lead]

sfdzx

I FUCKIN HATE RWD YOTAM PERL IS LETES GOA GAY GAY

[RWD: 013]

LETS FUCK

lets go

LazyMuffin responds:

I SHALL LAY YOU THRICE.

[Chuck's New Tux!]

AHAHHAHAHA!

All is very swell. The ending just crowns this! I'm glad that it was more than just you basic saturday morning joke in there. Made me chuckle.

[RWD: 010 Mario12]

Ooooh

This is so beautiful to my eyes. I wish i could just wrap it in becon and eat it up.

EXCEPT FOR THAT MOTHERFUCKING CHOO CHOO TRAIN IN THE BACKROUND! >:C

[Anusboy]

OHOHHHOHOHOHOHO!

Funn-hay! Everything in it was just a bunch of bollocks and violence. That's why you get only a six.

And bonus points for the teahcer's loose jaw.

W-P-S responds:

the jaw was worth 4 points?
sweet

[Congé.]

Actually I liked it quite a bit.

I can really see you had fun while making this. There's lots of abstract images and shapes going hand-in-hand with the groovy beat which is always a blast.

While the fbf could have a little bit more detail and polish, it's still better than lot of the work on this site. It looked very nice. With practice you'll some day animate miraculous things.

The only problem with the flash would be the repetitiveness at some points(like with the buildings), but that's not such a big of a deal. I liked the ending too.

Overall: Ghewd jawb! I give you six stars to lower your average! :D Hahaha!

Mechabloby responds:

It's an upside-down six, you silly cabbage. :D

And thanks for the support. It really does mean alot when it comes from the person who inspires you. :)

I'll work on polishing up the FBF here and there on my next project. Hope you get to see that, too. :)

[Disk extermination]

Decapitation

Once again, great animation and well thought out story. The only thing missing is the colours, but it doesn't matter that much in this film.

Magnificent job.

["Winter"]

AHAHHAHHA!

Oh man, that was great. Everytime you'd think that poor bugger couldn't have it worse, something nastier turns up. Made me chuckle. And that's a good thing. This was so good that it deserves a solid 7